20 Apr
2011
You hate hipsters and their not so unique ways to be different and so cool? You find them utterly annoying and only your decision not to be loved in jails keeps you from not killing all of them. Great! I believe Spot a hipster is an app made just for you!
Ok, here is the thing. Most of the days we have to go outside in the real world, even if that is not the most likeable thing we do. Going to work, shopping or even coffees with friends when mess in our apartment is not so creative but lethal. We made that real world a bit more interesting place by using location based services such as Foursquare, Gowalla and what not. At the same time we successfully optimized our outdoor time by tracking traffic jams, avoiding "crash friendly" places and using shortcuts only our cities' masterminds know. World is such an awesome place when you have a smartphone. And then you suddenly spot a hipster and shitload of hate that needs to disappear by arguing on YouTube is born. Sounds familiar? Of course it does, there are billions of us (probably less then 7 billion though).
Then, why in the hell we don't make app for tracking them and live happily ever after? It should work in the same way car crashes are being tracked (Check this service out), only instead of avoiding crashes we would avoid hipsters and everything so much annoying about them. Notification options such as - Dude, you are entering hipster friendly area, are you serious you wanna proceed are definitely a plus.
Hipster free life has never been closer, and you thought location services were just another overhyped bullshit :)
PS. If you find this idea attractive, feel free to develop it further, I will be happy to have you as a friend because there's no doubt you'll be millionaire one day :)